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People have been sharing Classic Dom excuses to rival the Barnard Castle eye test – our 23 favourites

Whoever did today’s Daily Star front page, take the rest of the week off

Emily Maitlis just nailed the whole Dominic Cummings saga in 20 seconds flat

The only 5 reactions you need to Trump wondering if he should take insulin

Paddy McGuinness’ ‘Is This the Way to Barnard Castle?’ is a topical and very funny earworm

People enjoyed Kay Burley’s perfect 4-word takedown of Katie Hopkins after she blamed the ‘scum media’ for everything

People are sharing horror stories from their jobs in 5 words or less – 18 absolute chillers

Embarrassing wrong number of the week

Dominic Cummings’ tale told in the style of the ‘plague diary of Mark ne-Francois-Pepys’ is a very funny read

12 of the funniest swipes at lockdown life we’ve seen today

Michael Gove’s been on BBC Breakfast to defend Cummings’ ‘eyesight test’ – only 4 replies you need

Dominic Cummings drove to Barnard Castle to test his eyesight – these 23 reactions are off the charts

JK Rowling had the perfect response to a Cabinet Office inquiry into that rogue Civil Service tweet about Boris Johnson

The Civil Service just took down Boris Johnson on Twitter and the entire internet cheered – 11 favourite responses

Boris Johnson just backed Dominic Cummings to the hilt – 23 furious responses