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People are sharing bits of London they dislike most and the petty hatred is cheering us up

Sarah Vine was shocked that a teaching union leader said kids were ‘mucky’ – only 5 responses you need

These 14 funny tweets about the pandemic are a real tonic

Men are less likely to wear masks because they’re “a sign of weakness” – 11 stunning takedowns

The tale of these two dogs is surely the cutest story you’ll read this week

James Blunt’s doing a hospital radio show and Blunt made the joke before everyone else did

This meme hilariously shows how 2020 has ruined everyone’s plans – our 24 favourites

Prince Charles helped launch an appeal for produce pickers – the only 5 responses you need

People love that Lucy Worsley took the time to share this Viz letter

A family went to the beach and was shocked by all the people on the beach – 5 favourite responses

14 of the funniest gags, pics and observations about living with the new normal

Nancy Pelosi’s ‘morbidly obese’ Donald Trump burn wins takedown of the day

The government claims the UK has had quarantine for travellers since 30th February – the 7 best takedowns

Priti Patel said she was ‘ending free movement to open Britain up to the world’ – only 5 responses you need

8 favourite responses to Trump’s wild claim to be taking hydroxychloroquine