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Our 18 favourite jokes about all this *gestures at the news*

Lord Sugar took aim at Andrew ‘it’s all about you’ Neil on Twitter and it didn’t end well

“What’s the most wrong prediction you’ve ever made?” – 25 of the best (worst)

Donald Trump had a meltdown after he was challenged by two women reporters – only 5 responses you need

5 brutal takedowns of the far-right talk show host who whined about a shop’s Covid-19 policy

10 reasons why “good British common sense” might not be the best Covid-19 strategy

Kay Burley’s takedown of this ‘botox’ troll wins comeback of the day

Simply 23 jokes about Boris Johnson’s confusing new Covid-19 rules to help take the edge off

Piers Morgan destroyed this Tory MP over Boris Johnson’s Covid-19 guidelines and the entire internet cheered

The Covid-19 alert system is reminding people of Nando’s Peri-ometer – 5 hot takes

It must be bad because even Phillip Schofield can’t take Boris Johnson anymore

Simply 13 funny comments on how everyone’s handling the pandemic

These products aimed at men might have overdone the machismo just a tad

Our 21 favourite reactions to the government’s confusing “Stay Alert” advice

Boris Johnson’s Covid-19 update speech went down like a cough in a lift – 17 baffled responses