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Priti Patel had some good news about shoplifting – 7 scathing takedowns

Donald Trump said his disinfectant remarks were ‘sarcastic’ – 4 perfect putdowns

4 favourite things people said about Charles and Camilla ‘clapping’ for carers

The Onion joked about Trump curing Covid-19 with disinfectant a full month before it became reality

The look on this expert’s face as Trump talks disinfectant and Covid-19 is everything

Just 33 funny tweets about Donald Trump curing Covid-19 with disinfectant

13 favourite Cillit Bang jokes after Donald Trump says inject disinfectant to cure Covid-19

25 virus-free funny things from this week

Donald Trump wants to put UV light and disinfectant into Covid-19 patients – 12 stunned responses

This nan’s coronavirus mask is both ingenious and terrifying

Jeremy Vine did a very bloody Covid-19 test – 5 funny (and slightly woozy) responses

This Times column comparing lockdown with the Handmaid’s Tale had people facepalming into next week

15 sideways looks at what’s going on with the coronavirus

The Mayor of Las Vegas offered its citizens up as a Covid-19 control group – 6 sick burns

The Pope said people were like ‘human bats’ and the takedown by this bat fan was heaven sent