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Madame Tussaud’s gets 10 out of 10 for shade after moving the Harry and Meghan models

Mark Francois wants Big Ben bongs for Brexit – 5 timely takedowns

This woman had the very best answer why women don’t take their husband’s name

Claire from Steps wasn’t happy about Wagamama’s vegan tuna and their response was delicious

Workers have to pay to do this data analysis job – the only 5 comments you need

9 out-of-this-world clapbacks to the Telegraph columnist who said Rebecca Long-Bailey looks like an alien

Only 23 per cent of Americans managed to pick out Iran on a map – our 11 favourite comments

People are sharing true stories about themselves that are so amazing they sound like lies – 13 favourites

This guy’s tight trousers exploded at work and it’s an epic tale of public embarrassment

A Star Wars fan tried to shame other fans and these were not the tweets he was looking for

Julia Hartley-Brewer suggested Iran could be Islington – the only 5 clapbacks you need to read

This woman had the perfect comeback for this mansplaining climate change denier

Stella McCartney praised Joaquin Phoenix for doing his bit by wearing a tuxedo more than once – only 5 responses you need

11 funny reactions to a Sun columnist’s meltdown over the Golden Globes vegan meal

Dominic Cummings nearly bared his arse to the world – the only 5 cheeky takedowns you need