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These 17 culinary monstrosities from 1970s parties are so bad they’re good

Joe Wilkinson got people sharing their advice to live by – our 13 favourites

The Conservatives tweeted a motivational poster in Comic Sans – the 11 hottest burns

Boris Johnson said he won’t sell the NHS, so everyone thinks he’ll sell the NHS – the only 4 reactions you need

This reporter couldn’t quite nail that killer end for her piece to camera

These 22 terrible dates will make you seriously consider becoming a hermit

John Bercow said no to a vote on the deal and Brexiters were furious – our 7 favourite reactions

Michael Spicer’s tormented aide was in the room next door to Donald Trump’s campaign fraud denials

Toby Young’s been trolling Meghan Markle and this is the only reply you need

Dan Walker had the perfect response to Piers Morgan’s trolling of Meghan Markle and it burned, it really burned

James Blunt had the perfect riposte for a disappointed Bruce Springsteen fan

A woman on the Final Say march had a stinging response to a reporter’s question

Emily Maitlis murdered the ERG’s Steve Baker with words and it’s a glorious watch

The only 5 reactions you need to David Hameron calling the PM a greased piglet

Boris Johnson tried to pull a stunt with his letter to the EU – 23 signature responses