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Boris Johnson had to ask the Queen to dissolve Parliament – four right royal burns

Bodyguard creator Jed Mercurio said the Cabinet’s so bad he can’t work out how not to kill them all off in the sequel

A climate-change denier tried to own Greta Thunberg but it totally backfired

Facebook’s expensive rebrand was hardly worth the bother – 11 slick takedowns

Favourite 5 replies to this guy who can’t understand why women ‘want losers’ (and not him)

This teacher’s takedown of the guy who said ‘Nazis were socialists’ is an all-time classic of the genre

This house has more than 300 plug sockets and it’s weirding people out

Trump’s new staffer is hilarious yet terrifying in full televangelist mode – our 7 favourite reactions

This cat needs to read the job description before inviting any more mice for dinner

18 bemused reactions to the Telegraph’s bizarre front page

Simply 14 tweets to make your Bonfire Night go with a bang

11 condemnations of Jacob Rees-Mogg’s shameful Grenfell comment

Curtis Stigers took down Nigel Farage’s plans for the NHS and won everybody’s vote

Frankie Boyle spotted a deep irony in Chuka Umunna’s call for a Lib Dem presence in a TV debate

This golden moment with Boyzone shows why Irish TV legend Gay Byrne will be missed