Pics p.125

Gary Lineker’s tale of golfing with Michael Jordan (and Samuel L Jackson) is the distraction we needed today

This spoof school letter hilariously explains how the pupils’ return might be handled

The BBC’s Andrew Cotter had an ‘online meeting’ with his dogs and it’s glorious

A teacher annotated Boris Johnson’s confusing Covid-19 graphic and it’s brilliant

Whoever’s writing these Metro front page headlines, take the rest of the week off

Simply 23 jokes about Boris Johnson’s confusing new Covid-19 rules to help take the edge off

Simply 18 nice things to make you smile

Elaine Paige felt the need to ‘clarify’ this headline after it was truncated to most unfortunate effect

Facepalm of the day

A simple ‘urine test’ for anyone who doubts the usefulness of Covid-19 masks

Claudio Ranieri being interrupted by his wife is making a lot of people’s days better

These 15 colouring-in pages have had a certificate 18 makeover – NSFW

This Costco customer got totally owned for her criticism of their coronavirus safety policy

Whoever wrote this Metro headline about Nigel Farage, take the rest of the week off

“This is peak humour I will not hear any different”