Pics p.137

Boris Johnson will not have a coronavirus test despite Nadine Dorries’ positive diagnosis – only 4 responses you need

The 5 absolute worst reactions to Bernie Sanders’ call for a free coronavirus vaccine

‘Translation for spice levels at my local Korean restaurant’

This dad wrote his son a note after confiscating his phone and the 13 y/o had the perfect response

‘Local news. Local logic’

This anti-vaxxer takedown will never grow old

17 stockpiling tweets to make you smile before your loo roll runs out

‘Hilary from Lincolnshire hasn’t quite grasped she’s switched the audio-description on’

Dad joke of the week

Takedown of the day

Simply 4 killer takedowns after OJ Simpson shared his coronavirus fears on Twitter

This shop’s message to its valued customers perfectly captures where coronavirus panic buying is right now

These American tourists totally didn’t get this Scottish ‘tablet’ and their review is glorious

This driver’s posed a real dilemma for the traffic police

Handwashing with Lady Macbeth is the way forward in the fight against the coronavirus