Pics p.142

This guy got a warning letter from his employer because his crappy car was making them look bad

‘Now THIS is how you break up’

‘I found this from my husband in the bathroom lol …’

Someone put this second hand ‘Ted from Postman Pat love doll’ up for sale and there are questions, so many questions

Paul Merton’s fabulous story about Nicholas Parsons will make your day better

12 amazing pieces of street art that will really play tricks with your mind

The vegan options on this menu are so bad, Piers Morgan would love them

Savage burn of the week

This council’s guide to help you tell if you’re dreaming is making us think we can’t possibly be awake

‘One of the greatest TV moments of recent years’

Someone just invented a reusable tissue and everyone’s making the same point

70 years after it happened, people are applauding Marilyn Monroe’s perfect comeback

15 album covers that aimed for seductive but landed on cringeworthy

The Dolly Parton challenge that is taking over the internet – our 14 favourites

The Daily Mail’s giving away a ‘Kate’s Cuties’ calendar – only 5 responses you need