Pics p.146

‘Is this what people mean when they say their dog is broken? Asking for a friend’

A cat named Lizzo has the purrfect adoption advert

“Managed to make a nice profit in the group chat today”

‘There was an attempt … to understand a joke’

This teacher’s message for students on their first day back is funny and very true

Simply 18 favourite things people said about Boris Johnson’s £500,000 ‘bung a bob for Big Ben Brexit bongs’

The MRI scan of this pug will haunt your dreams

Gwyneth Paltrow as candles – with names Yankee would never sanction (NSFW)

‘Lovely sequinned cushion for sale. Think it’s John Lennon’

This seller had the perfect response for the timewaster trying to get his bike on the cheap

Kimberly wins our favourite review of the week

‘The things you deal with as a waiter’

Someone trolled the Cats movie Twitter account and it really rubbed them the wrong way

‘Today I babysat my son for the first time while his mother was out’

This freeloader was furious a second-hand printer didn’t come with ink and it didn’t end well