Pics p.244

A quick reminder for Donald Trump and his pals

11 favourite guesses what Theresa May wrote on this patient’s cast during her Royal Free Hospital visit

18 terrifying signs you’d never want to encounter in real life

The world’s saddest doodle got an update to save our breaking hearts

Someone called Thameslink Satan and it turns out they don’t like it up them

This is the letter every football fan wants from their partner right now (well, most of them)

22 times this stay-at-home dad shared the awful, hilarious truth about having kids

This is the most ill-conceived magazine cover you’ll see this week

18 inspired child-friendly cover designs for adult books

A raccoon scaled a 25-storey building and the world was gripped by its plight

8 times Tom Hardy’s Myspace account made the world a better place

People love how this woman disguised herself after winning £100m on the lottery

This guy’s final word on that Trump picture went viral because it was funny (and we actually learned something)

Everyone’s talking about this image from the G7 meeting in Canada.

‘Every member of Biffy Clyro looks like James McAvoy in a different role’