Pics p.276

Newsweek’s latest cover isn’t mucking about

If you want to see an impressively filthy house pre the council clear out then you’ve come to the right place

Tesco didn’t get the memo about what happens with alphabet products

The final line of this Liam Gallagher anecdote is the best thing you will read today

5 career paths you may not have considered

Clearly not everyone was feeling the Halloween spirit last night

A reminder that the 80s was a bad time to be drunk in a bathroom

‘My lecturer’s disappointed no-one has reported him to the Daily Mail’

An excellent minimal Donald Trump Halloween costume

Journalist: “Is it firsthand or first hand?” Editor: “Either one is fine.”

People are sharing diagrams of where to stroke their pets and it’s purrfect

‘Most men can’t find stair 1 roof access’

Donald Trump Jr’s Halloween message got exactly the responses it deserved

Channel 5’s documentary on Paddington Station featured a familiar mug

Someone’s fixed it so we need never make the mistake again