Pics p.292

Two headlines from today’s news that prove that we live in Chris Morris’s world

“If female writers wrote characters of the opposite sex like male writers do”

That thing when you mistake poster paint for face paint

“Don’t know why Peterborough has a Tourist Information Centre when we’ve got this slab”

This dog’s having so much fun it doesn’t need to go to the park

What are the chances of that happening?

Here’s how the last 4 months of your year will pan out

Nintendo has revealed that Mario has nipples and the internet is losing its goddam mind

“Amazon selling the 2016 sadness starter pack”

Our 16 favourite Donald Trump magazine covers

Want to feel old? This is what the Teletubbies look like now

Suddenly our morning coffee feels just a little bit ordinary

Most unfortunate shaped hairline you’ll see this week

People can’t get their heads round this newly unveiled tribute to Diana, Princess of Wales

“Someone’s loading a Spectrum game on your dad’s head”