Pics p.294

Behold, the world’s most minimal CV

“Our cat is very confused with our new picture”

“What’s up with this dramatic movie poster font choice? How many did he kill on his first day?”

Who knew there were so many different regional names for woodlice?

Whoever writes the Iceland Air in-flight menu deserves a pay rise

This ‘visual metaphor’ for the state of America today spread online like wildfire

Employee “grades” a notice from the new manager

How to spot if your child is texting about Anarcho-Communism

Can you spot Spongebob in this sea of Minions?

If every speed camera looked like this we’d never do more than 28mph. Even on the motorway

On the anniversary of his death the Times retold this classic Douglas Bader anecdote

17 funniest excuses for a plate (and, occasionally, a cup)

Christian rock band won’t “settle for mediocre deals”

This ghost story in 15 parts will give you the chills

Just when it can’t get any worse, Jacob Rees-Mogg turns up on TV. Our favourite responses online