Pics p.298

Christian rock band won’t “settle for mediocre deals”

This ghost story in 15 parts will give you the chills

Just when it can’t get any worse, Jacob Rees-Mogg turns up on TV. Our favourite responses online

Breaking: we’ve reached DEFCONE 2

Fear the walking (billboard) dead

These pictures will strike a chord with anyone whose kids went back to school this week

‘Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me.’

We feel very sorry for the person who has to drive this van all day

This chart of how dumb, smart, nice and a**hole-y birds are is 100% accurate

This is the funniest wrong number text you’ll read today

Teacher wears same outfit for school photo for 40 years

The back story to the “distracted boyfriend” meme explains everything

This graffiti in Newcastle tells a touching father and son story

This man does not have a long ginger beard

This dog veterinary product has an unfortunate URL