Everything you need to know about British and American politics – in two pictures
Pics p.307
Paul Nuttall quits UKIP after enjoying exactly same electoral success as Nigel Farage
The life cycle of a Chapstick
Congratulations to Horsey McHorseface for winning its first race
Sheffield Hallam was Nick Clegg’s seat. Well, it’s one way of celebrating
Echoes of the fight scene from Anchorman as press tensions boil over on election day
Funniest election tweets to cheer you up on election day (part deux!)
New age cleansing or death by airbag?
In the interests of balance, someone’s had a tinker with today’s Sun front page
Man gets squashed (and soaked) by a 6-foot water balloon in glorious slow motion
There’s a vending machine in Russia where you can buy likes for your Instagram pics
#dogsatpollingstations takes new and unexpected twist
15 times people have spotted cats in their house and gone “that’s not my cat”
Unfortunate newspaper typo makes a right c*nt of UKIP candidate
This guy is using clever psychology to try and solve his ant problem