Pics p.312

“Found out why my alarm didn’t go off at 9:30”

This neatly sums up Bargain Hunt

Shocking display of self-awareness by Nigel Farage

‘Go home bin, you’re drunk’

Forget about Britain’s Got Talent, this dog could win The X Factor

Your world will be a little bit brighter after seeing this picture

Hard hats are not the issue with this Russian health and safety poster

People are giggling at Gemma Collins’ outfit and it’ll make you giggle too

You might need to look at this security camera setup twice to see exactly why it’s utterly useless

This ‘poorly drawn cat’ account will make you go “aww, that’s kinda cute, and odd, but cute”

This woman has worked out the best way to game gullible men on Tinder

This complaint about Virgin Media WiFi will make you laugh

Finally Clippy gave some useful advice

Waterstones has taken Andrea Leadsom’s Jane Austen ‘greatest living author’ gaffe and is running with it

“Lucky old June”