Pics p.317

Actor Sam Neill has done ‘Brexit simplified’ and it’s his most distressing role yet

Daily Telegraph letters page hits ‘peak Telegraph’

This toilet cleaner knows the score

People are saying this statue of Terry Wogan “makes him look like a door to door dildo salesman”

“When you check the mirror to make sure you haven’t missed a spot after shaving”

This is nerdiest Harry Potter joke you’ll see today

Looks made up, is actually real: the Daily Express’s ‘Great British Brexit calendar’

When even bathroom handwashes are telling you to visit a psychiatrist

Watching Theresa May laugh at meat will chill your very soul to the bone

9 photos that prove t-shirts are best when they come in pairs

People are making films “British” on the hashtag #makeafilmtotallyBritish and it’s exactly what you’d imagine it to be

The heatwave’s over, so here’s 10 funny pictures to put the sunshine back

The moment we hit peak heatwave – Kriss Akabusi in a short-sleeved suit on Sky

In this hot weather you might like to read this handy guide to bugs

Wow. Peppa Pig has changed!