Pics p.319

This reply to a pornhub job listing will make you go “yep”

This maple syrup sign is er… interestingly designed

“Congratulations on your pay rise ma’am.”

“First go at 3D printing”

So much to enjoy about the Guardian’s spoof Donald Trump magazine covers

Paddy Power promises better coffee odds after high street chains’ faecal bacteria shock

Most entertaining – and infuriating – newspaper blind date ever

This Midsomer Murders conspiracy theory is bonkers(ly brilliant)

Donald Trump’s fake Time magazine cover – with Donald Trump on the front

Theresa May’s had a jacket made from Humpty Dumpty’s pelt

Ukraine hit by huge cyberattack, chooses unusual way to reassure people

We had the solution to road accidents all along, and we ignored it

‘Happy water buffalo at the dentist’ – and 9 other favourite ‘faces in things’

This is what happens when you put a young person on a TV politics show. Maybe they should do it more often

The dropping price of “Boris Johnson: The Magazine” is something to behold