Pics p.321

When news presenters started saying ‘Jeremy C*nt’ as if it’s actually his real name

Happy birthday, Prince Philip! The Duke turned 96 this weekend, celebrate with his 66 best gaffes

Twitter exchange of the week

10 Lord Buckethead tweets you might have missed

Spare a thought for the Daily Mail at this difficult time

In case you were wondering what Boris Johnson is up to today

Everything you need to know about British and American politics – in two pictures

Paul Nuttall quits UKIP after enjoying exactly same electoral success as Nigel Farage

The life cycle of a Chapstick

Congratulations to Horsey McHorseface for winning its first race

Sheffield Hallam was Nick Clegg’s seat. Well, it’s one way of celebrating

Echoes of the fight scene from Anchorman as press tensions boil over on election day

Funniest election tweets to cheer you up on election day (part deux!)

New age cleansing or death by airbag?

In the interests of balance, someone’s had a tinker with today’s Sun front page