Pics p.323

“Excuse me sir, your moustache seems to be sliding down your face”

Is this what peak Daily Mail looks like? Our 10 top tweets about today’s front page

Tory ‘strong and stable’ election van blows over in wind, says it all

New York subway bans dogs unless they fit in a bag, so this happened

Next time Theresa May is out meeting ‘ordinary people’, they might like to take their blue rosettes off first

Dog vs. 48 rolls of Charmin Ultra

Engaged couple want to know if the wedding photographer will refund them if they ever get divorced

Most alarming image of the election to date

A terrific example of “Grans on Facebook”

Voting Labour “doubles risk of cancer” Daily Mail claims

Theresa May declines to condemn Donald Trump, so Gary Lineker responds instead

Someone is turning Donald Trump’s tweets into White House press statements and they’re even weirder/more terrifying

Giant Union Jack-clad Theresa May gives Europe two-fingered salute from White Cliffs of Dover

Downing Street cat ‘surprised to see police after all the cuts’

Irish-American angrily informs Irish people that they aren’t Irish enough