Pics p.331

The 10 commandments of ‘Tory Jesus’

Police on lookout for giant cock after city centre assault

Internet votes this Economist headline the best ever

Five times Theresa May looked like a character from the Jungle Book

When political profiles take an unexpected turn

Why UKIP may need to prioritise education on their manifesto

Worst headline of all time leaves us shaken, not stirred

Turns out a cat’s back paw will always follow the place their front paw has stepped

This exchange will have you howling (at the moon)

Love this actor’s response to being given the best TV end credit of all time

Cookery teacher leaves a stark warning for their students

BBC reporter mercilessly mocked for sandwich ‘hack’ – making his own sandwich

Caption of the day: Trump Edition

“What a week working in journalism will do to you”

This list of things Mark E Smith doesn’t like is amazing