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This “Argos catalogue” World Book Day costume was even more elaborate than we thought

Piers Morgan has been turned into a fake action figure described as a “21st century bastard”

31 rudest place names in Britain (with street sign photos)

5 budget friendly ideas for a low-cost Logan

They’ve worked out how to tell how much pee is in a swimming pool. You don’t want to know

Some important advice for any aspiring James Bond types

“I’d like to add you to my professional network on Linkedin”

At least the moon’s happy. Must be something to do with the Oscars

Sometimes it’s OK to ignore warning signs

23 times food packaging completely lied about reality that’ll make you trust nothing again ever

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus! (Happy St David’s Day)

These strawberries are NOT red (apparently). It’s the latest colour mind-bender to go viral

Just how long did this Graham Norton interview last?

Nespresso’s coffee descriptions also work with farts

“What a selfish throbber” and other very British parking insults