Pics p.414

What to do when a presidential candidate attempts to grab your genitalia

This woman has a superbly direct campaign to become elected treasurer

This English / Italian phrase book from 1963 has some delightful phrases

“This door is made to look crooked even though it’s straight”

ASOS’ Halloween blood choker has an embarrassing design flaw

People have been photoshopping a dog into amazing scenarios

29 passive aggressive notes left in offices that are so funny that you can’t be annoyed

Are these the 8 most amazing break-up texts ever?

People are saying this sample email from Apple is the “whitest thing they’ve ever read”

Brilliant ad for guitar lessons

“Stop fat-shaming trucks!”

It’s the time of year when people start putting angry notes on thermostats

Exclusive leaked documents: Government guide to Marmite shortages

Oops! This old peoples’ home might want to rethink their halloween decorations

Can we just remind you of one of the best headlines of all time?