Pics p.428

Two very different reactions to going back to school captured in one photo

This review of a “brass knuckle duster stun gun” is ridiculous, macho and funny

This series of tweets on how Lego struggled to keep penises out of their online game is funny and fascinating

This is probably the best (and rudest) street address in Britain and it’s for sale!

Is this the most upper-middle class problem you’ve ever heard anyone complain about?

Someone has replied to this Fight Club toilet graffiti and thereby improved it massively

All of Alec Baldwin’s brothers just look like failed clones

A diagram of phone use in the bathroom

This Guardian puzzle is stupidly easy

This story about a man meeting his wife using “all the opposites you never hear” is fascinating

Two things native English speakers know, but don’t know you know

See if you can work out why the DVLA has banned these nine licence plates

Important information: someone has spotted a touch screen that you should NEVER touch

Wise words to live by

This letter to Viz is perfect