Pics p.459

How has this guy photographed his own wrists?

Did Venezuela have a curry last night?

The second coming is going to be fairly low key

Sloth or Pain au Chocolat?

Have you the faintest idea what the hell Gwyneth Paltrow’s breakfast is made of?

Still think guns are bad? You can’t argue with these facts

Donald Trump or raw chicken?

Hackney council made a wonderful response to that ‘rat as big as a 4-year-old’ story

49 of the best British pub chalkboards ever

This woman just got the most ridiculous substitution from Sainsbury’s for her flowers

A hilarious takedown of tech companies with ‘whacky’ offices

Parents are sharing photos of kids who’ve utterly wrecked the place

Musicians’ brains: each instrument broken down into pie charts

How to get subtle revenge on a flatmate

This is the most confrontational text about tropical juice you’ll ever read