Pics p.470

Police report of the day

A poem containing the first 100 elements of the Periodic Table

The most carefully compiled wordsearch in the history of wordsearches

Trying to read Ikea instructions after drinking a bottle of wine

Did Frodo really destroy the ring?

Husband gives his wife the ‘generic’ birthday party she asked for

An incredible sentence about Jeffrey Archer from the FT

The many faces of dancing Beyoncé

Doing your taxes? This restaurant has a solution.

The ANGRIEST listing for building materials ever posted

Early contender for headline of the year

‘That one time I met Arnie’

Weeping…

30 rules for midlife rebellion

This woman tried to buy Red Hot Chili Peppers tickets and it all went utterly wrong