Pics p.491

Great to see Mary on Keyboard and Joseph on vocals, on this year’s Christmas Stamp

One of life’s great mysteries

The awkward moment when your Christmas outfit looks like a Starfleet uniform

How to offend four groups of geeks with one photo

This bookshop understands its customer base

What happens when you cover up graffiti

A Nissan turned into a Jaguar

How to peel apples really fast

Jeremy Corbyn and Owen Jones as Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker is uncanny

Make the next few days bearable by playing ‘Star Wars bingo’

There’s a strong contender for ‘worst family Christmas photo’

The old ‘paint a road tunnel on a wall’ trick

Christmas is hard in Greece

Jihadist greeting card

Sarah Vine’s column offers endless insights into Michael Gove’s sex life