Pics p.88

There was a satisfying plot twist to this cyclist’s furious note

‘Most depressing tagline I’ve ever read’

‘Read the whole thing not just the red circle’

Simply 17 brilliant real life ‘Easter Eggs’

This guy’s ex-girlfriend never stops mocking his 15-second cameo in Lord of the Rings and it’s brilliant

This German sign telling people to wash their hands properly really isn’t messing around

The only 5 clapbacks you need to the PM’s Burns Night ‘stay home’ message

A top 10 round-up of Poorly Aged Things

Conspiracy theorist of the week

The inside of this rock looks like the Cookie Monster and it made everything just a little bit better

Shop sign of the day

Simon McCoy’s take on this ‘haggis goes into space’ story made everyone’s day better

People are sharing stories of the odd bits of cutlery in their drawer – 23 favourites

‘That is a major oof’

Michael Spicer’s version of Priti Patel answering a question is brutally accurate