News p.117

This account of how some extraordinarily brave people tackled the London Bridge terrorist is utterly gripping and terrifying

The government has complained after Channel 4 empty-chaired the PM with an ice sculpture

Channel 4 had an ice block in place of Boris Johnson – 8 hot takes

‘Like a brown condom full of walnuts’ and 22 other memorable Clive James quotes

Finally, a Christmas party for freelancers that they can put on their expenses

The Queen cancelled Prince Andrew’s birthday party – our 9 favourite takedowns

This Australian newspaper’s take on climate change will raise your temperature

This Guardian reader’s not happy about Paul McCartney at Glastonbury and it prompted today’s favourite joke

Daily Mail readers aren’t just worried by Labour’s free broadband policy, they’re terrified

Favourite 11 things people said about those pics of Jeremy Corbyn and Ed Miliband

18 bemused reactions to the Telegraph’s bizarre front page

This Telegraph correction is even better when you know it’s about the PM – our 7 favourite comments

Dick Braine’s quit as UKIP leader and the jokes wrote themselves

The government has pressed pause on the Brexit fifty-pence coins – 13 mint responses

16 general election sub-plots to the long-running Brexit soap opera