News p.121

Trump being considered for the Nobel Peace Prize was too much to take – the 12 best reactions

Nissan warns that a No Deal Brexit might apply the brakes – the only 7 reactions you need to read

Michelangelo’s David gets new erection in London

Theresa May danced onstage to Abba’s Dancing Queen – our favourite 23 responses

Misogynistic Trump mocked Christine Blasey Ford – the only 14 responses you need

Boris Johnson’s dad offered up his take on the thorny Brexit issue of the Irish border – the only 12 responses you need

One day into the Tory party conference and it’s already a shambles – the 16 best comments so far

The 15 funniest reactions to the Tory conference app security breach

Man is recognised by the woman he’s trying to rob and it’s the best court report ever

Boris Johnson thinks he’s solved the Brexit puzzle – 21 hilarious burns

Nigel Farage claimed he could deliver a Brexit deal and the burns are all you could hope for – the best 17

The Telegraph’s unfortunate front page self-own – the only 14 responses you need

Students found these beer mats in their welcome packs and it left a bad taste

The Brexit Secretary tried to throw shade at Labour’s Brexit position but it totally backfired – 14 stinging reactions

Vince Cable described Brexit as an erotic spasm and the jokes came thick and fast – the 16 funniest reactions