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The only 5 takes you need to read on Dominic Cummings getting coronavirus

There was a mad scramble to crack jokes about Easter eggs not being essential – 10 double-yolkers

Trump celebrated signing the Covid-19 Bill by flouting social distancing – 7 clinical takedowns

The UK applauded the NHS and it brought a tear to many an eye

The only 6 killer reactions you need to Trump’s plan to end the US lockdown

A supermassive black hole has been unusually active – 8 darkly comic reactions

The 9 funniest reactions to Bono writing a coronavirus ballad

The only 5 reactions you need to Boris Johnson’s new “war cabinet”

Simply 23 coronavirus tweets to help take the edge off for a moment or two

Chris Grayling is to lead the Intelligence Committee – this is not a drill

More people are having to self-isolate – our 14 favourite reactions

11 biting responses to the Guardian’s question about free school meals

Donald Trump claims to be a natural virologist – 8 sick burns

Funerals may be streamed online if there’s a pandemic – 11 sneaky digs at the policy

Our 11 favourite reactions to Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds’ baby announcement