News p.124

News of Iain Duncan Smith’s knighthood went down much as you’d expect – 8 typical reactions

The reviews are in and the new Cats film is rubbing people up the wrong way

Wetherspoons has no pigs in blankets because of Brexit – get Alanis Morissette on the phone

8 scathing reactions to Harvey Weinstein’s astonishing claim that he promoted women’s equality

People were in a panic at the thought of naked Ruth Davidson in Loch Ness – the only 5 reactions you need

Piers Morgan trolled Steve Coogan for talking politics so Hugh Grant gave him both barrels

The only 5 reactions you need to Boris Johnson bottling it in a fridge to avoid a reporter

Banksy’s latest artwork highlights homelessness in a poignantly seasonal way

This account of how some extraordinarily brave people tackled the London Bridge terrorist is utterly gripping and terrifying

The government has complained after Channel 4 empty-chaired the PM with an ice sculpture

Channel 4 had an ice block in place of Boris Johnson – 8 hot takes

‘Like a brown condom full of walnuts’ and 22 other memorable Clive James quotes

Finally, a Christmas party for freelancers that they can put on their expenses

The Queen cancelled Prince Andrew’s birthday party – our 9 favourite takedowns

This Australian newspaper’s take on climate change will raise your temperature