News p.137

Enjoy reading all the bad sex award literature quotes from 2005 to now – phew it’s HOT stuff

When you realise Donald Trump respects turkeys more than women

This sex-chat bot going wrong will make nerds giggle

This Rodney Bewes story about Jimi Hendrix and the Likely Lads theme tune will make your day better

RIP Rodney Bewes. People have been sharing favourite clips and memories of the Likely Lads star

All you need to know about the new ‘slightly older young person’s railcard’

“Man tattoos crush’s face on arm” is the worst thing you’ll see on Facebook today

Someone has trolled 4chan into drinking onion juice to be more “manly”

Paperchase did a promotion with the Daily Mail. This is what happened next

Jeremy Clarkson near miss ‘proof that driverless cars are already sentient’

Staff at London Underground have come up with a way to beat sadness – try it and see if it works on you

This woman’s partner is asking her to file bug reports to get the TV to work

That Greggs sausage roll Advent calendar – our favourite 13 responses

How to tell if there’s been a military coup – this guy is reading the news

Our 10 favourite takes on that Daily Telegraph front page