News p.43

19 top tweets about Eurovision Ticket Day

15 scathing takedowns of Boris Johnson’s plan to give his own dad a knighthood

Jon Stewart skewered this anti-drag, pro-gun senator with a killer question

Boris Johnson allies are furious after Keir Starmer hired Sue Gray – 23 favourite responses

Rishi Sunak on why his Brexit deal is so good for N Ireland will have you facepalming into next year

There was only one slight problem with the shot of the Northern Lights shared on GMB – and it was very funny

18 favourite funny tweets about the tomato shortage

24 funny tweets that get to the root of the fruit and veg shortage

British Gas owner Centrica just more than tripled its profits to £3.3bn – 13 hottest takes

People have been photoshopping Banksy’s new artwork after that unfortunate council intervention – 13 favourites

Michael Heseltine shredding these Talk TV Brexiteers is a most satisfying watch

Just the Defence Secretary proving MPs can give a straight (NSFW) answer when they want to

18 reactions to the UFOs shot down over America that are simply out of this world

Brian Cox had the best response to suggestions that aliens are invading

Nadine Dorries is stepping down as an MP but never forget these 23 facepalms and foul-ups