News p.75

‘Lost all sense of proportion’ – only 9 responses you need to today’s Daily Mail front page

Rishi Sunak ‘accidentally’ went to Boris Johnson’s birthday party – 15 deliberate takedowns

A Tory MP got his just desserts for saying the PM was ‘ambushed with a cake’ – 34 sweet burns

Ian Hislop’s takedown of MPs over their own register of interests was magnificently done

This Tory MP’s defence of Boris Johnson isn’t the slam dunk he thought it was

Police have launched an investigation into those Downing St ‘parties’ – 13 arresting responses

Boris Johnson had a lockdown birthday party and everyone’s making Sue Gray jokes – 27 funniest

15 spectacular takedowns of Nadine Dorries for trying to gaslight the PM’s critics

There were ‘two Downing Street celebrations’ for Boris Johnson’s 2020 birthday – 19 gifted responses

Brexit bonus – Kent’s lorry queue is now visible from space

The government’s ‘bonfire of the banalities’ train policy is so like The Thick of It it’s uncanny

Rory Stewart’s assessment of Boris Johnson was as brutal as it was honest

Michael Fabricant’s response to No 10 ‘blackmailing’ Tory rebels was not the slam dunk he might have thought

Boris Johnson’s ending Covid measures in England and the timing wasn’t lost on people – only 5 responses you need

The Sun’s bizarre front page had everyone scratching their head – only 5 responses you need