News p.82

Sajid Javid says no to vaccine passports – 12 jabs at the government’s latest u-turn

Carrie Johnson ‘wants Liz Truss out’ in the reshuffle – 9 scathing reactions

Gavin Williamson mistook rugby star Maro Itoje for Marcus Rashford and the sportsmen had the best response

11 weary reactions to rumours of an October firebreak lockdown

Boris Johnson plans to fund social care with a National Insurance grab – 11 frank reactions

This Sky News presenter’s 17-second ‘apocalyptic’ take on Brexit struck a chord with lots of people

Wetherspoons ‘ran out of beer’ and sympathy for Tim Martin was in short supply

Donald Trump Jr’s swipe at President Biden was a spectacular self-own – 9 scorching takedowns

Boris Johnson said people should get money from work not welfare – and everyone’s irony meters broke

ITV’s deeply serious news report about the milkshake shortage is simply hilarious

Brexit has made McDonald’s run out of milkshake and it’s the last straw

Tributes flood in for the Rolling Stones drummer, Charlie Watts, after his death at 80

Boris Johnson may have broken the Ministerial Code, and people are shocked – shocked, I tell you!

Sir Ian Botham has been made a trade envoy and people are totally stumped

The Proud Boys accidentally smoke-bombed themselves in a supermarket car park – the only 5 brutal takedowns you need