News p.83

Raab claims the PM said he could stay on holiday as Kabul fell

Almost no Tory MPs followed government guidance on masks in the Commons debate – 12 decisive downvotes

Dominic Raab is in hot water – accused of putting his luxury beach retreat ahead of Afghan lives

Is Matt Hancock getting mobbed by teenage girls on the Tube the new Milifandom?

Tributes flood in after the sad loss of comedian Sean Lock at 58

Dominic Raab said nobody saw the Afghan situation coming – 9 scathing reactions

The government pulled UK visas for Afghani students because they can’t complete the paperwork

This collection of Express ‘before and after’ stories is Brexit in a nutshell

A right-wing blogger thinks home workers should take a pay cut to balance commuting costs

CNBC asked the unvaccinated how they feel about vaccine passports – 15 sick burns

Emergency Brexit lorry queue measures made permanent as ‘teething troubles’ become tooth loss

Dido Harding is stepping down as Chair of NHS Improvement and the jokes practically wrote themselves

Anti-vaxxers protested at the BBC News building – 8 years too late

Sarah Vine jumped on the PM’s weird ‘Margaret Thatcher: Eco Warrior’ bandwagon – 11 perfect digs

There’s a fundraiser to name an RNLI lifeboat after Nigel Farage and he’s absolutely fuming