News p.85

This Sky News presenter’s 17-second ‘apocalyptic’ take on Brexit struck a chord with lots of people

Wetherspoons ‘ran out of beer’ and sympathy for Tim Martin was in short supply

Donald Trump Jr’s swipe at President Biden was a spectacular self-own – 9 scorching takedowns

Boris Johnson said people should get money from work not welfare – and everyone’s irony meters broke

ITV’s deeply serious news report about the milkshake shortage is simply hilarious

Brexit has made McDonald’s run out of milkshake and it’s the last straw

Tributes flood in for the Rolling Stones drummer, Charlie Watts, after his death at 80

Boris Johnson may have broken the Ministerial Code, and people are shocked – shocked, I tell you!

Sir Ian Botham has been made a trade envoy and people are totally stumped

The Proud Boys accidentally smoke-bombed themselves in a supermarket car park – the only 5 brutal takedowns you need

Raab claims the PM said he could stay on holiday as Kabul fell

Almost no Tory MPs followed government guidance on masks in the Commons debate – 12 decisive downvotes

Dominic Raab is in hot water – accused of putting his luxury beach retreat ahead of Afghan lives

Is Matt Hancock getting mobbed by teenage girls on the Tube the new Milifandom?

Tributes flood in after the sad loss of comedian Sean Lock at 58