News p.89

A former Brexit Party MEP asked which two England players didn’t take the knee and it’s a glorious self-own

Gary Lineker had the best response to people saying he’s ‘Marxist’ for backing BLM

The Sussexes named their new daughter Lilibet Diana and reactions were mixed – 12 jewels in the crown

Dido ‘Test and Trace’ Harding fancies running the NHS – only 5 responses you need

Our 17 favourite takedowns of Trump’s trousers – not like that

Nigel Farage got the red card for supporting so-called fans booing players who take the knee

The government’s education catch-up tsar quits over its woeful school funding

Donald Trump deleted his blog because it was being mocked and you can probably guess what happened next

A lorry crash left the A14 covered in tomato puree – 11 plum responses

The media calling Carrie Johnson “First Lady” has gone down as well as you’d expect

Tim Martin wants looser EU immigration rules because he can’t find staff – 12 bitter takedowns

Piers Morgan’s attempt to ridicule Naomi Osaka backfired spectacularly

Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds had a secret wedding and Twitter threw shade, not confetti

David Mitchell’s HIGNFY tirade on the BBC and Martin Bashir had everyone applauding

The UK is trialling a self-driving bus – 9 fare assessments