News p.92

The government’s education catch-up tsar quits over its woeful school funding

Donald Trump deleted his blog because it was being mocked and you can probably guess what happened next

A lorry crash left the A14 covered in tomato puree – 11 plum responses

The media calling Carrie Johnson “First Lady” has gone down as well as you’d expect

Tim Martin wants looser EU immigration rules because he can’t find staff – 12 bitter takedowns

Piers Morgan’s attempt to ridicule Naomi Osaka backfired spectacularly

Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds had a secret wedding and Twitter threw shade, not confetti

David Mitchell’s HIGNFY tirade on the BBC and Martin Bashir had everyone applauding

The UK is trialling a self-driving bus – 9 fare assessments

Nigella Lawson shared this Eric Carle story from his Very Hungry Caterpillar and everyone’s with Eric

Matt Hancock was ‘busy saving lives’ during the damning Cummings evidence – 11 sick burns

England cricketers have been trolling runaway Matt Hancock and totally bowled us over

Matt Hancock was mocked for running away from reporters – 13 runaway burns

Everyone’s talking about Dominic Cummings’ explosive evidence to MPs – 27 favourite reactions so far

A grand jury will decide whether to prosecute Donald Trump – and he can’t tweet about it