News p.93

Our favourite funny RSVPs to the Johnson-Symonds wedding invitations

The PM may have missed COBRA meetings to write a Shakespeare biography to fund his divorce

People loved Krishnan Guru-Murthy’s unexpected take on the Martin Bashir scandal

People have been railing against the government’s plans for the trains – 13 first-class responses

12 legendary reactions to Matt Hancock replacing the ‘shield of restrictions’ with the ‘sword of vaccination’

Watch this woman on the street tell a reporter she won’t leave her house

Eric Trump claims crying strangers hug him because they miss his dad – 5 stunning owns

People are getting whipped into a frenzy over the 99 Flake shortage – 9 sweet responses

The government says people shouldn’t travel to countries on the amber list – 7 colourful reactions

A medieval guide to the changes in the UK’s coronavirus rules

Ted Cruz thinks Joe Biden is behind the Chick-fil-A sauce shortage – 9 funniest cries of ‘fowl’

There’s a county court judgment on a debt in the PM’s name – 12 crushing verdicts

The Queen’s Speech announcement on voter ID did badly in the exit polls

The funniest responses to Laurence Fox and Richard Tice opening an anti-woke pub

The government is green-lighting ‘friendly intimate contact’ – 17 mixed but funny reactions