News p.97

A Telegraph column about the ‘woke’ being mean to conservatives got the takedowns you’d expect

Donald Trump’s Atlantic City casino has been demolished and did people make jokes? You bet

The new minister for fixing Brexit is an unelected bureaucrat who helped negotiate it

This hilarious tale of a most unfortunate vaccine mix-up is making everyone’s lockdown better

Boris Johnson made an OJ Simpson joke as he struggled to put on a pair of gloves – only 5 responses you need

The new Covid treatment is far more successful than the PM’s attempts to say it – 9 favourite reactions

This headline about a fire caused an awkward misunderstanding about Paul Newman – the 11 hottest takes

Donald Trump is acquitted for a second time with Republican backing – 15 damning verdicts

The UK’s quarantine hotel booking system crashed instantly – of course

Jacob Rees-Mogg’s been talking Weetabix, baked beans and ‘nanny’s homemade marmalade’ – only 4 responses you need

Brexiter Kate Hoey is unhappy with the effects of Brexit on Northern Ireland – 11 exploding irony meters

Trump’s impeachment defence team is so bad it’s like performance art – 16 stinging takedowns

The UK’s quarantine hotels plan is a shambles – 9 favourite takedowns

Simply 5 right royal reactions to the government’s plan to woo the Scots with Prince Edward

Michael Gove is under fire as the UK’s EU exports plummet – 11 unsurprised reactions