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‘I love small business owners’

‘The burn of the highest order’

These parents named their son ‘Andrew’ but people keep calling him ‘Andy’ and they’re furious

This bartender wasn’t taking any nonsense from the woman who stole a bottle of grenadine

The mounting fury of this guy demanding nude photos makes this a very satisfying read

This crime victim received little sympathy from their WhatsApp group and it’s a very funny read

Daily Express reader’s letter of the week

A man asked if he was right to cut off his family after they crashed his honeymoon and the internet spoke as one

This man left his girlfriend at the airport after her passport expired and went on holiday without her

This chap’s medical exam moment in front of his dad was only cringey – very cringey – years later

This teacher’s day was ruined by accidentally calling a student by the name of their laptop

This guy found out not everyone has an internal narrative and minds are being blown

“Hold my hand and let’s jump off this cliff” by Brian Bilston

‘Man I hate Facebook’

A so-called friend asked to borrow a bride’s dress for the hen party and it didn’t end well