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Still the greatest ‘My Day on a Plate’ of all time

Another 19 funny times people thought they got the right word (but not quite)

A guy tried to mansplain this woman’s height to her and wins mansplainer of the week

A vegan bride banned meat-eating ‘murderers’ from her wedding and ended up slaughtered

This 1-star review of David Cameron’s book is a 5-star read

Harold Pinter declining an invite from Tom Stoppard is the best 4-word takedown you’ll read this week

This ‘official Paul Danan’ story about Uri Geller and Jodie Marsh is next level stuff

This guy’s very specific fetish had an unexpected family twist and no wonder his girlfriend was freaked out

A bride asked her friend to do her hair and make-up for free and it didn’t end well

This guy was ‘too horny to notice something had gone horribly wrong’ and it’s an NSFW lesson for teens everywhere

Anti-vaxxer takedown of the week

Roald Dahl’s devastating anti-vaxxer takedown is even more relevant today than it was then

It’s Roald Dahl Day so let’s remember our all-time favourite Roald Dahl quote

In the field of terrible sex scenes written by men about women, this is surely the worst (NSFW)

Dear Abby wins comeback of the week