Videos p.503

We’ve found Donald Trump’s specialist subject on Mastermind: ‘What an island is’

Donald Trump thinking on his feet is 71 seconds of peak Trump

Thomas episode where a train is entombed alive is ‘worse than any horror movie’

Young people using a radio is like old people trying to use anything else

Sneaky peak at the new Steven Seagal movie – this fight scene is awesome!

What to do if you come face to face with a lion – whip out the Bubble Magic

When you realise people are watching so you pretend you’re having deep thoughts

‘Underwater Afghan hound’ is the strangest thing you’ll see this week

Alan Partridge has written a poem for National Poetry Day and it’s ruddy brilliant

When Mel Brooks was a guest on BBC1’s The One Show and totally nailed it

Dr Dolittle kid will leave you charmed (and a bit freaked out)

This Morning did an interview with an ’18 hour orgasm’ couple and this happened

As if things weren’t bad enough, Nick Knowles has got an album coming out

‘If The Handmaid’s Tale was Scottish’

Talking about Puerto Rico is today’s Donald Trump facepalm