Videos p.533

Queen’s Guardsman tells dancing French tourist to “get yersel away”

Scottish weather neatly summed up in one video

You wouldn’t dare to wash a spoon under this “all or nothing” tap

Stubborn swan holds up a train full of commuters

Man films the stranger who fell asleep (then wakes up) on his shoulder

Rider provides a brilliantly NSFW commentary when his retired racehorse bolts

This is the most unsatisfying video ever made

Fake strongman duo prank morning TV shows with some unimpressive feats of strength

Flight attendant enthusiastically recreates Britney Spears’ Toxic

Donald Trump’s motorcade gets a typically warm welcome

Gollum singing “Time After Time” by Cyndi Lauper is exactly as soothing as you’d expect

Sports presenter “accidentally” draws a cock on live TV

Here’s what 1,000 ducks commuting to work looks like

The struggle of sunbathing with a labrador

Owner pretends to suddenly collapse while walking the dog to see how it reacts