Weird World p.99

There’s a lot at stake for this Whitby church’s notice about Dracula

A Merseyside pub has been renamed The Three Bellends in protest at Covid rules – 6 ringing endorsements

Absolute hero of the week

The twist in the tail of this missing cat saga is proper next level stuff

Need to retrain? Why not pick one of these jobs from an 1881 survey

Conspiracy theorist of the week

Tinder fail of the week

Takedown of the week

This guy cleans his oven every time he uses it and, well, it’s a proper jaw-dropper

There’s a real buzz about the fly that landed on Mike Pence during the debate – the only 5 reactions you need

‘Hacked chastity belt’ is the only news story in town today

A Republican senator shared a video of Trump ‘wrestling’ coronavirus and we don’t know where to start

A would-be haggler had no comeback for this devastating own

The funny twist in this cat rescue story makes it our Good News of the Day

This ‘anti-vaxxer’ mum was called out by her son’s nurse and it’s magnificent stuff