The Tory MP complaining that £82K isn’t enough caused panic-buying of tiny violins

Friendly Fires’ NSFW response to Boris Johnson using their music hit all the right notes

13 fabulous takedowns of texts from exes who really shouldn’t have bothered

The look on the face of this cat given a fishy wake-up call is a proper delight

James O’Brien on Brexit, Project Fear and the state we’re in now is 3 minutes very well spent

Ian Hislop’s glorious takedown of Priti Patel went viral all over again and you can’t watch it enough

Gary Neville had the best response to Edwina Currie’s hot take on the Universal Credit cut

Cassetteboy’s fabulous takedown of Boris Johnson might be his best yet

Dominic Raab doesn’t know what misogyny means – 13 favourite responses he probably won’t get either

Boris Johnson’s Build Back Better puns will have you cringing into next week

Comeback of the Day

This delivery driver was told to “knock like you’re the cops” – mission accomplished

Only 27 EU HGV drivers have been tempted by the government’s visa offer – 11 favourite reactions

Footlong and a song? Aitch does secret gig in a Subway.

22 comically dumb customers to make your day better (just so long as you’re not serving them)

People loved GMB’s ‘gotcha’ of a Tory MP who had ‘no idea’ where Boris Johnson was

Comeback of the day

The offer of free books wasn’t good enough for this entitled aunt and her fury is quite the read